2023-2024 Top 25 Prospects 1.0

Welcome to my highly prestigious and meticulously crafted list of the top NFL draft prospects! It's like the Oscars, but for football players. Except, instead of walking the red carpet, they're running the 40-yard dash. And instead of designer gowns, they're wearing spandex onesies.

These players are the cream of the crop, the creme de la creme, the pick of the litter. They're the kind of athletes that make you want to abandon your couch potato lifestyle and start bench pressing your dog.

So, without further ado, let's dive into this list like a linebacker diving into a pile of sweaty, grunting men. It's time to meet the stars of tomorrow, today. Or, at least until next year's draft.

1. Anthony Richardson, QB

2. Bijan Robinson, RB

3. Cj Stroud, QB

4. Will Levis, QB

5. Bryce Young, QB

6. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR

7. Jordan Addison, WR

8. Zay Flowers, WR

9. Jahmyr Gibbs, RB

10. Quentin Johnston, WR

11. Dalton Kincaid, TE

12. Jalin Hyatt, WR

13. Zach Charbonnet, RB

14. Michael Mayer, TE

15. Kayshone Boutte, WR

16. Josh Downs, WR

17. Hendon Hooker, QB

18. Kendon Miller, RB

19. Devon Achane, RB

20. Darnell Washington, TE

21. A.T. Perry, WR

22. Tyjae Spears, RB

23. Rashee Rice, WR

24. Dewayne McBride, RB

25. Marvin Mims, WR

First 5 Out:

1. Cedric Tillman, WR

2. Roeshon Johnson, RB

3. Zach Evans, RB

4. Tank Bigsby, RB

5. Tank Dell, WR